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What about the Zombie Apocalypse?

What about the Zombie Apocalypse?
Last night was a good night. My wife and I were able to slip away and see a movie. Now I know that Nobody Beats My Meat is a meat blog about sausage, bacon, and all the goodness that Smoke & Salt has to offer. But the first part is going to be a movie review. Just hang with me.
So my wife and I get to go see Warm Bodies with Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, and even John Malkovich. (That is not what got me to go see the movie…I don’t even like John Malkovich as the characters he plays…I am sure he is a nice guy so I can not say I don’t like him…..I digress) The movie is a Romeo and Juliet themed movie that has zombies. He is dead and she is not yet their love transcends all of these barriers, yada yada yada. I don’t want to give a movie review other than the fact that it is worth seeing even at regular prices.
Within the non zombie area of the movie lives “LIVE PEOPLE” and they are a functioning society. At one point we see cows, chickens, sheep, and other live stock. This made me start thinking, “What if there was a real zombie apocalypse? Would we as a living society know how to eat the way we were meant to eat? You know animal protein? Bacon for example; what if the only people left alive from the apocalypse were the consumers of bacon and not the butcher that knows how to butcher the animal? I don’t know about you but I get really angry when I don’t get my protein.
Think of it like a little combination of the snickers ads and the hulk. So http://youtu.be/MixNh9L7G5M
and http://youtu.be/7nrCvjg6nsI. I need protein, and in my opinion we all need animal protein. So what do we do if or when the zombie apocalypse or any apocalypse happens? We need to make sure that the local butcher shop does not become a thing of the past.
We all talk about going to the farmers market and buying fresh. That is a great idea and we need to support our local farmers. Not only does the fruits and vegetables taste awesome it helps our communities. At the same time we need to visit and purchase from our local butcher shops. This will help us in many ways.

1) It will help the local economy by supporting small business. It will also move up the chain and support smaller regional business as the butcher does not keep head of cattle on grounds.

2) We will learn something about the meat we buy. For example, from your butcher, you can learn that the Tri-Tip is mainly a California cut. If you go to many other parts of the country and ask for a Tri-Tip they will look at you funny….unless you visit a butcher. 

3) If we keep local butchers in service then eventually the art of butchering will come back and there will be more and more. We want this to happen because with more and more butchers the chances of one surviving the zombies increases and we can eat. (I know that one is a stretch..but it goes with my theme tonight.)

The benefits can go on and on. I know on a personal level I am trying to learn about butchering. I want to know how to prepare it and preserve it. I am not saying that I will go out and cut up a cow, but I think that by learning what the different meats look like I could if needed. And I damn well know that I can preserve the meat with some Smoke&Salt. You will want to hang with me when the S hits the fan and we have to start shooting the walking dead in the heads.

Eat Well My Friends

FYI, Here are some local places I like to get my meat from.
Orangevale Meat Shoppe. (916-863-5400)
Roseville Meat Market (916-782-2705)

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Is that a nipple on my pork belly?

I don’t have long to post right this moment, but I wanted to show you a picture of one of the pork bellies that I am going to turn to bacon.  I think it might have been a girl pig because of the nipple.

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